1%. That's the difference between human DNA and Chimp's DNA. That's the difference between Claudia Shiffer and a hairy smelly dumb human lookalike. Ok , they have better strength, but they don't have the brains to cope.
Some cars suffer the same problem.
I knew I hated the new mini jeep-a-like. I hated so immediately after watching it the first time, that I never ever took time to look at it again.
The other day however, I was staring right across the street and I had an epiphany.
The design is still there, the mini beautiful curves and lines still manage to survive the otherwise qualifiable as a brute rape. And the it hit me! It's that 1% thing. Same DNA, same base lines spoiled by horrible 1% DNA rape.
Is it good? probably! It's has BMW DNA... is it beautiful? Hell no... it's that 1% thing, you know?
1% that transforms this...
into this...
The only good news is that Hollywood will have an easier job next time they throw some down the subway stairs...these should overcome the down-way easier, and if they crash, no one will ever be bothered with the looks....maybe they get even better.
On the other hand the same DNA without the 1% chimp mutation will allow for some beautiful cars...
...and some gloriously gorgeous ones, like the roadster:
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